Hurricane-ravanged Florida, get out and vote for John Kerry

By Larry Adams

      Ah-niin, Anishinaabeg! Well, the state of Florida apparently has not taken the hint since the illegal election of Dubya in 2000. As a direct result, Hurricanes Bonnie, Charley and Ivan have wreaked major destruction on Florida and surrounding southern states. Ivan even did a clockwise circle from the coast of Maine to come back and reach the state of Texas even as I type, hitting Turtle Island or the “United States” again in the form of monsoon-type rains.

      As if the first three hurricanes weren’t bad enough. Even as we speak, or think, as in this case, it appears Hurricane Jean is doing a loop-de-loop, while Hurricane Karl and Tropical Storm Lisa appear headed along the same paths as the first three major hurricanes for the “U. S.” mainland, along with Hurricane Jean.

      What does this mean? It would appear that the spirits are really pissed off at how former Vice President Al Gore was cheated out of the “U. S.” presidency by Dubya, his cronies; “Jebya” Bush, current governor of Florida, their relatives at Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News Network as well as the late Ronald Reagan’s Republican-appointed Supreme Court of the 80’s.

      George “Dubya” Bush, your time is up as U. S. President! Even if you get Osama bin Laden, which the Reuters News organization already reported late last year that you did by U. S. military forces in Afghanistan, you’re toast. Dubya, it shows that you’ve been lying all along. Osama bin Laden hasn’t been on TV since Reuters reported that capture, so the only logical reasoning is that bin Laden is in “U. S.” custody. Dubya, you think that the capture of bin Laden will secure your illegal reappointment as “U. S.” President is clearly delusional. The only reason the Republican mainstream has been tolerating you, and even they are starting to get pissed off at you, is because their god is money, like the money you and your father, George Bush, received from Osama bin Laden himself, according to Michael Moore’s best effort yet, “Fahrenheit 911.” It’s time for you to go, Dubya! Maybe you should have used an IFB (interrupted feedback ear buds), so your staff could have instructed or read for you what to say, otherwise, you’re too ignorant to make any megalomaniacal sense to anyone but yourself and maybe your dog.

      It appears that Florida hasn’t seen the last of the hurricanes and the hurricane season is only half over, as of today, according to the Weather Channel. Floridians, take my advice. Vote for John Kerry on Election Day. Save yourselves the hassles, and especially, the hurricanes.