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| VIKINGS REFRESHER COURSE Q. How do the Vikings count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Vikings & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"! Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team? A. Because then Minneapolis would want one Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows! !!!! Q. What do the Vikings and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Vikings screw in a boat. |