Bar Room Psychology
A very shy Red Lake guy goes into a bar and sees a very very beautiful
Leech Lake woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of staring at her and
gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks,
"Um,
would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "NO, I won't sleep with
you tonight!!"
The bar gets quiet and everyone is staring at them. He
slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the Leech Lake woman
walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm so sorry if
I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a student in Psychology and I'm studying
how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To that, the Red Lake
guy yells at the tops of his lungs, "WHAT do YOU mean $20 and a block of
cheese!!!!" |