Training for Upper Management 

 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male 
buffalo with the other.  He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."  He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then
just walks out. 

The next morning the Indian returns.  He has his shotgun in one hand,
pulling another male buffalo with the other.  He walks up to the counter
and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!  We're still cleaning up your mess from 
yesterday.  What was all that about, anyway?" 

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position:  Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day."