Are you a rezzed out Tribal worker?
You know you are when:
1. You Don't officially start working in the morning till you've read all your emails.
2. Not only do you know all the security guards, and janitors your related to them too.
3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your cousin, friends and plan the weekend basketball/powwow/rodeo plans.
4. The only time your man/woman/snag picks you up from work is on payday.
5. You have pictures on the wall.
6. You give your out of town snags/friends your tribes' 1-800 number.
7. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud so it's
not so obvious you're hung-over.
8. You use Tribal mailroom for personal mail.
9. Your kid's school supplies all came from the Tribal supply department.
10. You call in sick on payday, then send your cousin to pick up your check. (That's real rezzed)
11. You contribute $1 to the Tribal Christmas Party, pile on your plate AND take 3 plates home for your family.
12. Your co-workers know not to expect you at work the day after payday.
13. You tell your creditors your "not in the office" when they call at work.
14. Your kids call your work and say, "Let me speak to my mom" and the co-workers knows who it’s for.
15. You are sitting there reading this instead of getting work done! |
