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Tribal Humor


Tribal Fortune Cookies
Q: Do you know what a tribal fortune cookie is?
A: A piece of frybread with a food stamp stuck in it! (Ayee)

Man-Eating Fry Bread
Q: How are tribal men and fry bread alike?
A: They're both round, brown and greasy!!!

Academic
Buffalo
Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when sends him off to college?
A: Bye-son!

Ice Fishing
Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?
A: When all the white guys quit falling through

Rich Tribal people
Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks

Photography
Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of tribal people?
A: Cause when ya say cheese, they all line up

Tribal Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion.

The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is why tribal woman have flat butts and tribal men are butt heads.

Good Kissers
Q: Why are guys from Chippewa tribes such good kissers?
A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.