Add up how totally REZ you are:

1. You've ever used a piece of mail for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 points, +5 if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points +2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers."
(5 points)

11. If you ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points +5 more if you got away)

12. If you ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points +15 points if you still do it)

13. The batteries in your remote control have ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chole, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
(1 point each)

15. If you've ever used tussy.
(5 points)

16. If you've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, Nay-Nay, etc.
(10 points)

18. If you have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. If you've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.). (5 points)

21. You use "nem" to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig nem' or momma nem').
(5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut for more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You say "aaayyee" "eh" or "ennit" after every sentence.
(10 points)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)

26. You use jelly and jam jars as your "fine china."
(5 points)

27. The gold on your teeth are from chewing tobacco or snuff.
(5 points)

28. You have "INDIAN CAR" on your bumper.
(5 points) (+5 for being stopped by police because it is an actual ndn car)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)

30. You point in a certain direction with your lips.
(20 points)

31. You used a towel on the floor to iron on.
(5 points)

32. You used Vaseline to shine your shoes.
(5 points)

Score chart:

0-40 - Either you are not native or you are lying.

41-80 - Why do you still have to lie?

81-90 - Okay, you're semi rez

91+ - STRAIGHT REZ, BROUGHT FROM THE RESERVATION VILLAGE, YOU HAD A HARD KNOCK LIFE.

If you scored 81 or more, say "buh!" and add another 10 pts.

NOW YOU ARE OFFICIALLY STRAIT BROUGHT UP FROM THE REZ