More Submitted Humor

Grandpa, don't you wish all the white men would go back to Europe?" the young Sioux asked.

"Not till they pay us for the Black Hills!" the old man snapped defiantly.

Counting to Ten in Kiowa:

K' one

K' two

K' three

K' four

K' five...

What's the difference between a white guy praying in church and a white guy praying in an Indian casino?

(The one in the casino is sincere).

What's a mile long and four feet high?

A Hopi Grand Entry

What do you call a Sioux guy out walking his dog?

A: Vegetarian

Q: What do you call a Cheyenne guy with two dogs?

A: Rancher

            Three Indian commandos were out in the Iraqi desert. "I understand that you Indians have brought your own indigenous survival equipment" ventured their captain.

            "Sir, I have brought an entire barrel cactus" said the Pima guy proudly."When I get too hot, I just cut off the top and take a drink."

            The captain looked impressed.

            Not to be outdone, the Pueblo guy said " Sir, I have brought the sacred corn pollen. When I get too hot, I pray with it, and then it rains".

            The captain looked even more impressed.

            Not to be outdone the Pawnee guy said "I brought a car door off a 1959 Chevy Impala".

            "Why would you do that?" the captain asked.

            "Well," said the Pawnee guy "when I get too hot, I just roll down the window".

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Dishes"

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes da Red Lake Police... OPEN UP!"

A Red Lake lady had just bought a new car with her bingo winnings money. She sent

her Leech Lake boyfriend to the back of the car to check out her turn signals.

"Are they working?" she asked.

The Leech Laker responded "Yes... No... Yes...No...".

Two Cheyenne guys on relocation spied a sign in a cafe window that said "hot-dogs". Thinking they were some other kind of dogs, they ordered two to go, and went to a park to have lunch.

The first Cheyenne guy looked inside his sack, and then threw it down in disgust.

"What part did you get?" asked his buddy.

An elderly Choctaw couple was driving back from visiting their neighbor when the old lady wondered if the geese they had been given were safely put away in the pickup bed. "Hey you got dem goose?" she asked her husband.

"Quit your cussin'" he said.

Two Choctaws stole a hog, and put it on the front car seat between them. Suddenly they hit a roadblock. Thinking fast, they disguised the hog by putting sunglasses on it, and by tying a lady's scarf around its head.

The trick worked, and the deputy let them go.

"Don't that break your heart?" the deputy asked the sheriff as they drove away. "Them two Indian boys .. out with that beautiful white woman".

The rez cop disciplined a reckless driver by smacking him over the head, and then let the driver and his passenger go.

Two minutes later the rez cop stopped the same car again, walked over to the passenger's side, and then hit him over the head.

"Hey!" yelled the passenger. I didn't do anything! Why did you hit me?"

"Just making your wish come true" said the rez cop. "I know you said 'I wish that s.o.b woulda tried that s*it on ME".

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chickasaw, a Pottowottomie, and a Paiute?

A: A chickie-pot-pie