NON-LIVING OBJECTS
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying. |
