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Top 10 ways things would be different if Santa were Indian

10. At bedtime, kids would leave Cornsoup and frybread for the big guy
9. He would be wearing a red turtleneck to hide his hickeys

8. Santa's new moccasins would have been made out of Dasher

7. Santa would have had to take out a billion dollar pre-Xmas tide over loan at a bordertown bank
6. Five pound block of cheese would have been under every tree

5. His elves would never show up for work on Friday's and sometimes Monday's.

4. The sleigh would need a jump in every other state
3. His outfit would consist of a red flannel ribbon shirt, matching leggings, moccasins and beaded black belt with matching beaded rimmed hat, all to match his oversized beaded gift bag.

2. Indian preference would require you to hire all Navajo's to fit in those teeny tiny elf outfits

And the number one way things would be different if Santa were Indian....